Truman Duren

 

Before I start, let it be noted that these are only suggestions and that you can dress in whatever you want. That is, after all, what makes the world unique….

 

• I do not recommend long sleeves with shorts. But shorts with a jacket is cool.

 

• If you want to dress casually, but you still want to wear a tie, I would recommend long jeans, green socks, and an orange button-down shirt with a gray tie.

 

• Black is an awesome color to wear. But if you have a dog and spend time with her a fair amount, keep in mind that the hairs will show easily. (But don’t avoid your dog. We all know how much dogs LOVE attention.)

 

• Yellow and purple are two great colors, but they do not go well together. Blue and black do go great together.

 

• I would recommend jeans over sweat pants, unless you’re a person who plays baseball all day or spends the day jogging around Los Angeles.

 

• Beat up shoes will make you look cool.

 

• Really beat up shoes will make you look…well, poor.

 

• And of course, NEVER, EVER, WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS.

 

All right, this isn’t on topic, but you may also want to see an “all about me” page I’m going to post. And for those of you that are crazy about this blog (I’m looking at you Annoying But Ache-illy Really Clever Classmate), if you really want me to post things more often, I can do so easily.

 

Also…BILL IS WATCHING!

 

The Insane Household

 

 

It provides many

 

complex rooms,

 

windows with

 

great views;

 

on the roof, dad barbeques.

 

I see several bathrooms,

 

although we only need one,

 

a dining room in which to stuff our faces.

 

Mom stands in the kitchen making pasta,

 

brother is in the attic looking for trouble,

 

and sister is in her room, shouting, “dump Trump!”

This story is called New Pets. I was asked to write a story using the underlined words that you see in this story. The results were insanely weird. I hope you enjoy reading New Pets:

 

My parrot drank so much water last night that he blew up. His funeral was at the Land of Grandmas. His last mimicking words were, “Lamppost Pizza is so gross.” After his funeral, I gave my cat a milkshake, but then she died. Her funeral was at the Land of  Fish. I wanted more pets , so I adopted a hamburger. But he did not like my boat. So my hamburger ran away. I then adopted a soda for a pet. That pet would never run away. But whenever I thought about drinking him, he would cut the cheese in my face.

 

The Stinky End

Things I Like in Life

Lake Tahoe

Reading

Writing

Boonie (my sister)

Snow

Petting a happy dog

Movies

Acting

Oreos

Answering questions

Big Nate

Wimpy Kid

Barack Obama

Michelle Obama

Telling Stories

Calvin and Hobbes

Fridays

Weekends

Books

Pop Tarts

Mom

Dad

Jukie (my brother)

America

Dressing up

Christmas

Being 10

Summer

Easter

My Birthday

Authors

Gravity Falls

Computers

Comedy

Long Underwear

The Beatles

Comics

Movies about history

Trivia

Traveling

Soda

Salad

Pasta

Abraham Lincoln

Patwin (my school) Library

Dilly (my dog)

Trumanduren.com

Nicknames

Blogging

I am Truman Duren.

Born in 2005, I am an elementary school student who loves history, architecture, and writing. I try to read seven books a week, most of them biographies and history books. When I grow up, I plan to be an architect, a comedian, an author, or a historian. As you can tell, I love history.

This is my blog.